Why did Jorge go to Columbia?
Because he was a preprofessional idiot who thought it would be good to be surrounded by investment bankers and silly soho kids of failed musicians. He also admired their English department and was asked to speak at the school for a piece about post-modern feminist literature and the rise of J.K. Rowling. He didn't really want to go, but part of him did. So he gave into that part of him. Which is good for Jorge, because it's different. Jorge likes different. He thinks he likes different. He then went to the country to smuggle some drugs and coffee back to the states.
What is a floigus?
A floigus is a beautiful flower that blooms during winter. It is the oddity of the horticulture community, because while all phe's brothers and sisters and cousins are blooming and living in the spring, phe's ass be dead by then. Shrivled. Dry. Desolate. Alone. It's a lonely life to be a floigus.
What did Ted do in 1971 to become champion of the world?
Ted kicked a lot of peoples asses. First he punched Muhammad Ali, then he bitch slapped Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter. Then he kicked Bill and Hilary Clinton in the stomachs and after that was all said and done he married Elizabeth Taylor (granted who hasn't?) and he invented the internet...so when Al Gore claimed he did, you know some shit went down, because Ted was not having that. I feel bad for Ted. He's a pacifist.
Oh. My. Markos.
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