My name is José. I know we don't know each other. So I felt that I should at least introduce myself before I ask you a very serious question. Will you marry me?
No, seriously. I want to be your husband. We can go to Massachusetts. It may sound strange to you to marry someone you don't know, but isn't that what marriage is about anyway? Don't you marry someone you think you know just to find out about them as time goes on? Why not just skip a step and get to know me through the course of our marriage. If things don't work out, they don't work out and we can go our separate ways. But I would like to marry you.
Please consider this for a moment before you accept or dismiss me.
All my love,
José
I found my stranger. It was very very difficult to find one who wouldn't think I'm completely crazy. But when I asked him he said no. My stranger turned me down. He said that he didn't believe in marriage and that since he's already in a relationship if he was going to marry someone it would not be me. So I'm kind of bummed about that. I really wanted to get married and then get a Brittany divorce, but that's just not in the cards I guess. So the gist of this is that I failed. I failed at getting a stranger to marry me. I almost said love me. Which would be very awkward. I would hope that by getting married he would fall in love with me. But no, that's not what's happening. So I'm going to say that I failed. I believe I've already said this, but I don't know what else to say. So I'm going to say that I'm done. I tried. The end.
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