Jesus

Its very difficult to be Jesus when you're sick. Though I doubt this would be the case for actual Jesus, since he probably never got sick.... I mean, how messed up would that be? He could heal a leper and the blind but not himself. Not to mention that his father must have really wanted him to suffer if he wouldn't heal him when he's ill. Also, there's no record of him ever being sick. Granted there's no real record of him at all. Well in any case, I've been sick, cooped up in my room for most of the week and even when I wasn't I was probably doing something else that wouldn't help me be Jesus. Like stage manage. Jesus never would have been a stage manager. Never. Ever.

I have decided, however, that I could potentially be a cult leader. I could make people feel secure in themselves, trust me and make them believe that I have all the answers. Show them all the beauty in the world and stockholm syndrome the shit out of them to make them think that it would be a good idea to follow me and do my bidding. I also feel like that would take a lot of time and effort. Which I just wouldn't care for. So instead I lazed about it my bed watching Charlie Bartlett and different TV episodes from hulu. Or I read. I did a lot of not being Jesus. I think it was a better use of my time.